17/20

via @HuMun with Snitch & Zarb

“In the worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned. Heaven sought order. But the phoenix only can fly when it’s feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and again as endless eons came and passed. Time, and the pure salts of heaven, the moisture of the earth and the chlorophyll of the sun and the moon all worked on an ancient rock. And it became magically fertile. That first egg was named Thought. Tappu Ky Budhe, the father buddha, said ‘with thoughts, we make the world’. Elementary forces caused the egg to hatch. From it then came a strong Monkey. The nature of Monkey was irrepressible!

Size of pea - 1/2

Sweetness of pea - 2/2

Juiciness - 2/2

Hairiness - 1/2

Coarseness of salt - 2/2

Beer enhancement - 2/2

Coloration - 1/2

Presentation - 2/2

Temperature - 2/2

Overall flavour - 2/2